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dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

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hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: hinder, via orgasm)

— 12 hours ago with 491285 notes

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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— 12 hours ago with 48079 notes

snapchatting:

God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!

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— 12 hours ago with 42877 notes